2.28.2008

the funniest thing. ever.

we've all heard of "jesus juice". freakin' hilarious. leave it to someone like ol' mj to get branded with that one. go figure.

so, thanks to this wonderful addition to the english lexicon i have been able to piss my wife off by referring to her glass of wine as "mommy juice". for some reason she doesn't think this is as funny as i do. she's afraid it'll come out at the wrong time and she'll look like some kind of lush.

uh... honey... if the stemless bordeaux glass fits...

anyway, to get to the meat (no pun intended. you'll see what i mean later) of this story, calli ended up in our bed the other night. as you can see from the photo above, mama and daddy partook in a weeee bit too much of mama's "mommy juice" and didn't get around to ahem... uh... um... cleaning up their mess. once calli began her morning hoot and holler around our room in an effort to roust us out of bed she took notice of our night stand. she slowly crept toward one haphazardly discarded condom wrapper, picked it up and exclaimed-- "daddy medicine!"

and there you have it...

9 comments:

Martin said...

and they always said "laughter" was the best medicine...

Too funny.


(and too much freakin' info!)

(bah...look who's talking)

Jason Roth said...

You're right. That is the "funniest thing. ever." I like to call the wine Mommy's "happy juice." Or, providing way too much information, Mommy's "horny juice," because it does have that affect on her. Also, I'll have you know that we have wine with dinner almost every night :)

And, Calli is partly right. The package is not "daddy medicine," but what it involves surely is.

PG said...

what a warm and caring man you are. "shared pleasure" trojans. Selfless I tell ya! A real prince!

Whit said...

You get to have sex?

Anonymous said...

For the record: I am not a lush! That being said, sometimes Mommy needs a little "juice" so that Daddy can use his "medicine." So there!

Anonymous said...

That was a little more "juice" talk then I'm comfortable with at 6 in the morning.

haha.

Anonymous said...

also....did you have to attach that pic? Now, I really look bad. For the record..that pic was taken at a family birthday party. I don't usually sit and get all crunked with my kid, mid-day.

Martin said...

Its gonna be really sweet when calli starts to get 'puter literate and reads daddy's blog for herself...

Johnny said...

I am just thankful that the used product was NOT pictured there too..