a short conversation with myself
"omg, i'm boring!"
"wtf, why can't i think of anything to talk about?"
"icbtihtm, (sorry-- i can't believe this is happening to me) i swear my life is fun and crazy."
"hey idiot... shut the fuck up. sit back, relax and relish the fact that nothing is going on. "
"whoa. you're right. calli's not sick. she has been sleeping through the night. both jobs are flowing nicely. she even told me she loved me as i left this morning for work. " (insert tear drop)
"my life is good."
"my life is normal."
"and doggonit, people like me."